"You Can Take My Arms, but You can NEVER Take my Sassy!"

Is there a story here? Yes. Is it a good one? It is if you are fairly tired... or drunk. Will you tell it to us? Maybe later. It is getting late. Please? No, it is time for bed...

On second thought, ...aww, what the heck?

Someone, who shall remain anonymous, but whose butt I am touching right...now...said she was going to cut off my arms for being sassy, so I told her: (see above title). The End.

Your welcome. Now run off to bed or I won't tell the monsters hiding under it not to eat you.