Tuesday, January 22, 2013


Someone was circulating this with JUST THE MIDDLE PART!  Luckily, I caught it and was able to fix it.
The Incredible Typing Bear saved the day
...again.  So...yeah.
You do kind of owe me one, looks like.  Don't worry about it right now though.  We can settle up later.  It's cool.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Where Blogs Came From- A True Story Based on Actual-ish Events

A long time ago, before you were even born (unless you are four), a bear sat on a tree stump in the middle of the forest and typed the final page of his novel on his old typewriter.

Everything was going great for the bear.

Then IT happened.

He typed "teh" instead of "the", which is a common typographical error, 

but the bear was not happy about it.  

Not one bit.

He blamed the typewriter.

The bear felt like his typewriter had betrayed him by making his novel completely un-readable and
boy, was he upset. 

It was not a good day to be an old typewriter in the forest, 
that's for sure.

Monday, January 7, 2013

The Incredible Typing Bear News Team Casts New Light On Recent Wild Animal Attack

The Deseret News recently reported a story in which a coyote took a woman's dog while she was out hiking with it and one other of her dogs.  The following is a quote from the Deseret News article:

"That coyote had the guts to come down and take my dog right in front of me, and another dog was there. To me, that's just not safe," she said. "I knew they were up there, but I didn't think they hunt down dogs with little crocheted sweaters on them."  from the article by Pat Reavy published Jan. 5 in The Deseret News

The idea that little crocheted dog sweaters offer protection from wild animal attacks is now being called into question in light of this recent attack and the results of a recent study published in The Journal of Wild Animal Attacks & Sweaters.  It now appears, ironically, that little crocheted dog sweaters actually make dogs more susceptible to attack by wild animals because the wild animals see the dogs in little crocheted dog sweaters.  Even when dogs in little crocheted dog sweaters aren't ruthlessly attacked, killed, and eaten by wild animals, they are still ruthlessly teased and bullied by them and also by cats.

In the study published in The Journal of Wild Animal Attacks & Sweaters, wild animals were shown pictures of dogs not wearing little crocheted dog sweaters followed by pictures of the same dogs now wearing little crocheted dog sweaters, then asked, once they had stopped laughing, which they were more likely to attack.  Of those interviewed, only three percent said they were not more likely to attack the dog in the little crocheted dog sweater because, in the words of a wild animal from the three percent group, "laughter is more important than killing.  Thanks for showing me those dog sweater pictures.  You really made my day.  Seriously, thank you.  I really needed that."

Thursday, January 3, 2013

A Riveting Drama That Will Not Only Entertain But Will Also Help You Plan Your Weekend (No. You haven't seen it before)

Friday and Saturday at Wiseguys in West Valley: BENGT WASHBURN! He's funny!  Show starts at 8 but be there by 7:30 or purchase tickets online before the show sells out.  They're only 12 dollars and the whole show is in high tech 3D that you don't even need glasses to see, unless you already wear glasses, in which case you will still need to wear your glasses.
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