Saturday, March 3, 2012

Apology Acceptance Sex Tape, Just Like Jesus Taught. God Bless America!

Mr Limbaugh said on his original show regarding Ms Fluke's comments on birth control: ‘What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex.

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Limbaugh tried to backpedal, but not really. Perhaps not a slut, but Fluke is a “round-heeled” woman

And he went even further on his next show, saying: 'If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex... we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.'

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I don't know why everyone is so upset by Rush Limbaugh calling a woman that supports insurance coverage for birth control a slut.  He said he was sorry, after all...ok sure, his exact words were "[she's] round-heeled," but that's a much MUCH nicer way to say slut, so it's basically the same as saying "I'm sorry...that you are round-heeled from all the laying on your back in order to have sex that you have been doing because you're a slut." 

That's clearly an apology, with a classic liberal (a.k.a. slutty) non-Christian response of not turning the other [ass] cheek in the I-accept-your-apology sex tape traditionally posted online for Rush's viewing pleasure after he's apologized. 

Way to be bigger the person, slutty girl (I'm being sarcastic, of course, Rush is the only one with conservative values like Jesus in this scenario and he's DEFINETLY the bigger person in this dispute . You're the bigger slut! Now post your apology-accepted sex tape online already so we can move on from this). 


These sluts need to go to Sunday school and learn about Jesus instead of birth control. If that happened maybe they'd finally learn how to forgive and post sex tapes online like Jesus taught us in the New Testament instead of not making babies ALL THE TIME with their slutty contraceptives. Then the next time they get called sluts by a great American patriot they'll do the right thing for a change and do what Jesus would do. 

It's all about getting back to those traditional Christian values. That is the only way we are ever going to be able to save this country.

Looks like someone learned a valuable lesson in Sunday School...Finally.  

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