Doctors...they save lives!

Doctors do so much. If anyone doesn't appreciate all they do for us, please take a moment and remind yourself...

6,519,702nd. Stop Judging ME, Hipster!

Somehow 6,519,701 people saw this before I did and not one of them thought to pass it along to me...I guess they thought I was happy enough already, but now, knowing that this has been out there and I wasn't enjoying it, thinking about all that time I wasn't able to think about it and giggle and be happy...Now I am sad (crocodile tear). This youtube video should cheer me up, even if I am the six million five hundred and nineteen seven hundred and second person to watch it (most hipsters won't even think about looking at an online video if it has been viewed more than 100 times- so I am getting hipster judged right this second). Getting hipster judged is the worst. It's like getting homeless alcoholic judged, but way more annoying.

Learn to Harness the Power of the Dark Side FROM HOME!

Constantly looking for ways to improve myself and gain the ability to electrocute my enemies with lightning bolts shot from my fingers, I have been listening to the self help audio series:

Giving in...to Win: How Giving in to the Dark Side of the Force Helped Me get My Confidence Back and Build a Battle Station Capable of Destroying a Planet and Ruling the Galaxy

Looks like it's working I would say.

Get your copy today! Remember, each day you put it off is another day you are unable to punish those who oppose you with the power of the dark side.