REALLY GOOGLE?

When I Google image searched regrettable tattoos and found the following in the results Google lost all credibility with me. If this is regrettable then you can call me Koala (DO NOT call me Koala! I will lose my shit). Koalas have built in purses.
You want to know what's regrettable? Google's decisions regarding what are and are not regrettable tattoos. Hey Google! Why don't you go climb in a Koala's gay pouch and be ...not...a decider regarding tattoo regretability!

How Much is a Picture of Words Worth? A Lot.

Some Stuff For The Kids

People are always coming up to me and saying "Incredible Typing Bear, Please don't eat me!"
Another thing I get a lot is "Incredible Typing Bear, it seems like you don't care much about kids because you don't ever have stuff for kids on your blog.  Is it true that you don't like kids?"
To those in the second group of people I say this:
No, it's not true.  I like kids.  I like to eat kids. I like to be around kids and enjoy the wonder they exude while experiencing the daily things that so many of us now take for granted, and I ESPECIALLY like to help kids learn important lessons that will help them throughout their lives be better people and make a positive contribution to society.
With that preface, it is now my pleasure to present to you my new kids series of book titles.