Lug Stud vs. Typing Bear Stud Highlander

You don't know what a lug stud is? That's ok. All you really need to know is that I snapped one in half like it was nothing and then absorbed all of its stud powers..
I'm sure I don't need to tell any of you how helpful stud power can be when blogging. It turns out stud power is also useful for keeping tires on cars, specifically one known as The Golden Calf (a.k.a. 2002 chevy cavalier, gold, guardian and master of 20...now 19 lug studs).