Tuesday, September 13, 2011

SAD Greetings...For when you really care...kind of

Never worry about missing the chance to tell someone happy birthday with Sincere Automated Dispatch Greetings.  SAD Greetings are the perfect way to let someone know that you care enough that at some point in time you entered their name, phone number, address, date of birth, and SSN in our public database and then gave us access to your Facebook, Twitter, or whatever crap social media account you are using and then never had to worry about it again because SAD Greetings has got your back so you can get back to doing things that you care about...

SAD Greetings...the perfect way to say "I care...or whatever."

btw, happy birthday Uncle Ray-

SAD Greetings...a service for duesche-bags where the only sad thing is how little you care.

But seriously, Uncle Ray, happy birthday.

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