...and now a word from our sponsor, NO2:

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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE....

THE BEST MEDICINE FOR LAUGHTER IS

NITROUS OXIDE.

Nitrous Oxide has been proven in countless scientific experiments conducted by kids whose dads are dentists to cause laughter and also get kids to pretend to like you. 

 Ask your doctor to stop being a drug company sellout and have him get you some of that nitrous oxide.

  Don't let something silly, like the law, keep you from getting the medicine you need.

Side effects may include laughing at Dane Cook and blog posts that are stupid.

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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

My wife and I have been getting along really well lately...a little TOO well. So I decided to take action and get in trouble so things could get back to normal.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try this at home.

Still makes me giggle...it says "Tits NOW"

...that's better...

Famous Bear Sports Quotes That Have Existed for a Long Time

"You may itch with the need to compete and conquer over your rivals.

You may burn with a desire to win so intense it overshadows any pain you endure on the path to victory...

But it is not until you ITCH and BURN between your toes from a skin fungus that you can be certain you have at last attained...The Athlete's Foot. 


Only then may you know without any doubt that you have finally become an athlete...that really should try to wash his feet better while showering..and maybe try that pee on your feet trick too...It works really well...I've heard."