Lament of a Hipster... or Steve Jobs: Giver of Happiness and Creator of Pain

I like the Shins & the Cure when I feel sad-
And today has gotten me quite mad.
So with my sad music on
I'm writing this poem
'cause I'm a hipster that don't have an Ipad.

I am not a hipster, nor do I lament not having an ipad, but my remarkable ability to look into souls perceived their sensitive hipsters feelings as they shopped for rotary dial phones at second hand stores... I was there shopping for hipsters emotions.