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Cat Fashion Show W/Jokes April 26th at 8 pm at the Muse Cafe in Provo. Bring six bucks and prepare to be get funny boned HARD!

You are going to love it...and even if you say you don't, come on, who do you think they are going to believe?

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Cat Fashion Show With Jokes
Muse Music Cafe

Lug Stud vs. Typing Bear Stud Highlander

You don't know what a lug stud is? That's ok. All you really need to know is that I snapped one in half like it was nothing and then absorbed all of its stud powers..
I'm sure I don't need to tell any of you how helpful stud power can be when blogging. It turns out stud power is also useful for keeping tires on cars, specifically one known as The Golden Calf (a.k.a. 2002 chevy cavalier, gold, guardian and master of 20...now 19 lug studs).

You Really Should Read This...You Just Should.

From a lady I follow on twitter, @kellyoxford: eject

In the event you are not familiar with the referenced material because you have terrible taste in music, here is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3-q-aoFZI&feature=youtube_gdata_player